5 PACK FAKE PARKING TICKETS

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5 PACK FAKE PARKING TICKETS

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These are BRIGHT NEON ORANGE and measure 4 inches wide by 7.75 inches high. Printed on thick card stock, ATTENTION OFFENDER : PLEASE READ Having received this traffic offense is evidence of your complete and total disregard for proper parking procedures. You may not appeal this case, as you are probably too dumb to understand that word. You must not appear in court, as you would probably just smell up the court house. You may not consult an attorney as you definitely can not afford one. You are a menace to society, and a real loser. I hope you eat rotten fish for dinner tonight. Failure to laugh over this is further indication of your stupidity.